Don't tell me you'll keep your phone close to you and be attentive to it if you're not gonna answer my calls.

If you really wanted to know how I was doing, you would've listened to the voicemail I left you and went online.

Don't call me just to tell me you can't talk to me because you're gonna have dinner with a friend at 9:15 PM!

Just don't call me at all.

argh.